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Re: LIFESCIENCE: biochemical engineering

 
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ARS ELECTRONICA FESTIVAL 99
LIFESCIENCE
Linz, Austria, September 04 - 09
http://www.aec.at/lifescience
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On 25-May-99, speer wrote:

>    I see the prozac people ( the ones depressed by sexual repression) being
>pursued by the viagra people (those with less sexual repressions but with a
>psychology that leaves them impotent). I see a new sort of breeding ground,,
>where the Viagra people actively stalk the prozac people as they stuble
>aroudin their bodiesthat are contraolled by there chemically coccooned minds.

>    I see this as a new type of mating ritual and am wondering if anyone
>could conjecture on the future implications of this engineered breeding
>scheme..

Sorry to dissapoint you speer -but you are too late!

Early biological experiments carried out on an isolated island just off the
West coast of Europe did in fact rapidly lead to a bizaare form of life now
popularly known as "The English" (apparently a corruption of "Angles" -because
they had beautifully bent hair).

Unfortunately, all the "Viagra" people soon died of heart-disease (and
possibly other stress related problems) while the "Prozac" people just sat
around drinking tea and praising God for liberating them from those
disgusting and savage "others".

Clearly, such events could not remain without impact on the rest of the
world. The price of tea went through the roof -and in order to pay for it
(without actually working, which was clearly "out of the question") the
English were forced to raise taxes in America where they grew the Prozac.

The Americans, who were all clean living people who had fled from Europe to
escape the excesses of tea drinking became justly enraged by this new angle
and threw all the tea in the country into the sea (which is why it is still
the only country in the world surrounded by tea-drinking fish).

As we all know, "an army marches on its stomach" (or if successful -on
other peoples stomach) and so the Americans quickly became obsessed with
finding a substitute for tea.

After an unsuccessful attempt at drinking tobacco (which was found growing
wild in the otherwise empty wilderness of the new country) the restless
setlers moved on down south to Columbia and Guatamala in a desparate search
for new refreshing drinks -which could be driven North along the old cattle
trails of the early pioneers.

However, by some trick of natural selection -the Americans (having all
emigrated from Europe -on religious grounds) had become a society of
"Viagra" people. Clearly, being deprived of suitable "Prozac" people
generated tensions which no social system could ever survive.

If the search for a substitute for tea was proving difficult -then the other
problem was proving impossible. In yet another example of mother nature's
creative powers, the two problems spontaniously fused and the Americans
sub-conciously turned to the traditional solution for the sexually frustrated
(arbitrary violence) in order to allieviate their discomforts.

In the meantime, both countries (although now independant) have evolved a
strange symbiotic relationship, without which probably niether would survive.

-The rest, as they say "is history!".

Of course the really puzzeling factor for Europeans -is how do the English
and Americans manage to reproduce themselves, when normal channels are so
obviously unacceptable to them.

Those that know the English claim it has something to do with "birds and
bees" -but others believe that such cross-fertilization between different
species is biologically impossible. The role of a continuing influx of
(refugee) immigrants in both countries has not yet been fully studied in
this context.

The situation also creates interesting carrier prospects for academics who
wish to study the problem of gender in such clearly unballanced societies.


greetings,
trevor



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